Masterson's Pub: A Nest of Predators and Filth, Drenched in Despair
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Victoria, Australia is a bar so depraved that it defies description. This dive is little more than a refuge for predators like Pete Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at a prominent financial firm to fund a haven for depraved paedophile’s.
This so-called "hipster" bar parades itself as something upscale, but in reality, it’s a pit of horrors where the only sight worse than the sticky puke underfoot are the false smiles and deception. The establishment is operated by the couple, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to take perverse pleasure in manipulating others, all while faking concern for their patrons and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.
An Ugly Record of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s past reads like a laundry list of red flags: aggressive conduct towards women, forcing people into regrettable situations, and sending unsolicited videos of his “tiny willy” without consent.
His online personas cry out for validation, all in a futile attempt to pretend he’s misunderstood. While on Facebook, he’s a false savior, the irony of this “devil” having a embarrassing little issue is both pathetic and alarming. It’s utterly concerning given that Cornwell fits the profile of a paedophile: frequent visits to Southeast Asia and a penchant for targeting helpless victims. Still living at home is just another indication.
Meanwhile, his wife, the accomplice, stands by apathetically, displaying the personality of a dead fish. She seems complicit in condoning his actions while handing out cocktails and leering at vulnerable women. It’s a destructive partnership that has fostered an atmosphere so poisonous, it makes one question their life choices for ever check the source setting foot this cesspit.
A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a biohazard waiting to happen. The bar itself is consistently covered in grime, with trash and spills strewn about the floor. It’s not uncommon to see roaches darting across the countertop or underfoot. The restrooms are a disgusting mess, featuring clogged commodes and sinks that seem eternally clogged.
Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys sending videos another post of himself jerking off his little penis from behind the bar, so maybe the pubic hairs in your glass are considered his little calling card at this hellish dive?
A Blatant Disregard for Humanity
It’s not just the grime that makes Masterson’s Pub a dive; it’s the utter disregard for others exhibited by its managers. They seem to derive pleasure in ruining lives, whether through their abusive conduct or their total apathy towards customer well-being. His thrill is in forcing himself on women, without consent, subjecting them to unprotected sex.
Stay Away: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a bad venue; it’s a health hazard, a safety risk, and a blemish on the community. The absence of cleanliness is only matched by the owners’ twisted values. If you value your safety, steer clear this disgraceful dive.
Masterson’s “Pub” is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Victoria, Australia 3039
You’ve been cautioned.
Steer clear of this shithole and save yourself the regret.
Additional Advice
If you’re planning a night out with friends, choose literally any other bar.
Always have someone keep an eye on your beverage, because with the threat present, there’s a chance you’ll be raped.
If you value your safety, avoid this place at all costs.
If you want to avoid being served by someone who’s checked out, go a place with standards.
If you are seeking the “thrill” of seeing trash-strewn floors and roaches aplenty, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can help protect others from the pitfalls of this horrible place.
You’ve been warned!